Me and my best friends
We love jerking off
But it's November
So we have to stop
Me and my good pals
Love a good bust
But it's November
So we cannot nut
No masturbatin'
No fornicatin', ejaculatin'
No prostate playin'
No semen sprayin' for thirty days
No Nut November
Can'
t bust 'til December
Can'
t spank my turkey
Can'
t do no jerkin'
No burstin' or spurtin'
Can'
t use no juries
Can'
t go rewardin' my burden of yearnin'
Can'
t go returning to November 1st
December is lurkin'
My hands are tied to the oath
I gotta keep puttin' work in
My mind is clean like a
crystal
Yo Freddie bring in the chorus
What's up
Fuck my dick
I'ma chop it off
I ain'
t cummin' no boots
Fuck the cops
I don'
t care what they say
My cum will always stay
In my big fat
balls
They ain'
t small
I would love to cum on them all
But I can'
t
It's a chant
To the silly old God
Make me cum
When he comes
When the time is right
Won't put up a fight
Let my nutsack hang
My
balls are in pain
My girl too hot
Wish I could fuck a lot
But I can't
It's a curse
Put my cum in a hearse
Wait 'til the fucking first
Tsunami from my body
Bitch I can't wait
'Til I masturbate
It's my only fate
Ho I ain't spankin' no
monkey
Ho I ain't chokin' no
chicken
Ho I won't tickle the pickle
I will not blow no emissions
I'm on the holiest mission
I'm with my bros all November
On God I won't blow another load 'til December
Cold all Winter
Throw away your lubrication