cooter conked

A more aggressive version of clam slamming

We warned him she liked it rough, he didn't believe us until he told us he got cooter conked!

by MissouriBound January 28, 2024

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cooter mace

When you take out the silicon mold of a vagina from a Pocket Pussy and start smacking people with it.

man 1: bro, that riot was messed up someone hit me with a pocket pussy!
man 2:oh, uhh sorry dude that was me

man 1: what?
man 2: yeah that was my cooter mace

by ToeName August 17, 2018

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cooter fan

A small fan affixed to the underside of a desk or table that is used to cool your cooter on a hot day.

Oh my God Sarah it's like a thousand degrees in here, do you have an extra cooter fan I can borrow?

by Rereetheamazing June 18, 2017

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Cooter Spunk

The substance that is launched from the vagina during squirting.

I was eating that poontang and all the sudden that bitch sprayed cooter spunk all over my face.

by fagTRON87 December 26, 2010

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Cooter

A cooter is warm, soft and often wet place of a female's lady bits and desired by many men who want to cuddle with it.

That girl's cooter was so warm and snuggly, I didn't want the moment to end!

by TheBigBlind May 16, 2018

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Cooter

“ Cooter is an Adderall fueled love child between Albert Einstein and your local Cashe River crack whore, The Cooter is a outboard destroyer and Greenhead Purist”

"I cant believe he just destroyed 2 motors in the same weekend" "Thats just Cooter shit"

by PABLOESCOBAR42069 April 11, 2024

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