Possum Cooter

This term is used whenever you encounter an outrageously foul smelling vagina.

John- "Hey what's happening man? What did you do last night?"

Dan- "I went out with my work buds and hooked up with a girl. We went home and fucked!!"

John- "Sweet dude, that's awesome!!!"

Dan- "Yeah, but the thing is, her pussy was so nasty, I still can't get this possum cooter stank off of my cock & balls."

by dizzotizzo August 31, 2015

cooter barf

The excrement of a happy vagina.

Omg, I totally made you cooter barf with that killer thrust maneuver!

by CooterQueen March 11, 2014

cooter jam

Period blood or any goop that comes from the vagina.

Skinny, don't sit on the toilet until I get time to go clean it, there's some cooter jam on the seat!

by Skinnyeinotsed June 03, 2023

Cooter Spunk

The substance that is launched from the vagina during squirting.

I was eating that poontang and all the sudden that bitch sprayed cooter spunk all over my face.

by fagTRON87 December 26, 2010

karma cooter

Karma Cooter: a female vag, that has a unwanted infection of any sort... after many nights of having one night stands.

Stacy is so gross, she has that karma cooter after cheating on Jeff.

by renaud22 January 30, 2017

Cooter Crunch

The act of hitting a female in their genital area

“Owww why’d you cooter crunch me”
“You pissed me off”

by Pb an j April 02, 2024

cooter climbing

When your money is so deep, that you need spelunking gear.

Gear up guys, we're going cooter climbing for mother's day.

by RustyPWhole May 22, 2017