A Chicago Hangover

Phrase reserved for the worst hangover in your life. Really, really bad hangover.

"Man, I had the worst hangover yesterday"
"How bad, a Chicago hangover bad? "
"No...not THAT bad!"

by northsider684 May 25, 2014

Bow Chica Bow Wow

An term used to describe something sexual.

I am here to lay some pipe.
Bow Chica Bow Wow.

by Lasar November 26, 2007

Chicago Mustache

A Chicago Mustache is similar to a Dirty Sanchez, except the person giving the Chicago Mustache eats nothing but laxatives and corn the day before and proceeds to spray loose, chunky shit all over the face and upper torso of the person receiving it. Similar to a Manitoba Milkbag.

"Ryan was sleeping one night and I gave him a Chicago Mustache. There was corn everywhere."

"Bitch got mouthy, so she got a Chicago Mustache."

by 563er April 3, 2009

Chicago Cubs

A baseball team from Chicago Illinios, with a classic home feild known as Wrigly, famous for it's ivy on the walls in the outfeild. The team it's self is quite terrible, and haven't won a wold series since the stone age. If they ever come close, there's always someone to blame it on when we fuck up weather it's be a fan or damn goat or something else retarted that it totally and completly unrealted the sport of baseball. Nicknamed the lovable losers for their blowness at it. Also have the greatist fans in the sport, and some like to poke fun at them when they're frusterated with their preformance lately........

Chicago Cubs Fan #1: Hey did we win today?

Chicago Cubs Fan #2: No, their picther had a complete game, no hitter.

Chicago Cubs Fan #1: Holy shit!! Who was it???

Chicago Cubs Fan #2: Some single A call up.

Chicago Cubs Fan #3: What the hell..ooh well, we had a 3 game winning streak going anyways, I was starting to feel uncomfortable

Chicago Cubs Fans # 1&2: Word.

by i dont want a name. September 21, 2005

chicago

an 80s band that played both heart wrenching break-up songs and songs that almost guarantee sex. ex we can last forever and stay the night.

girl to friend's : I didn't want to at first but then he played some chicago and and I could not controll myself.

by lurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr August 23, 2011

Chicago Dump Truck

During sex, you turn around and proceed to make beeping sounds like a truck as you back up onto a girl, then take a shit on her chest.

Here comes the Chicago Dump Truck!
*Beep beep beep beep*

by KaBoom February 14, 2014

Chicago

The shittiest city in the U.S. Why are there so many positive definitions?

Fuck Chicago

by AssPunisher69 January 27, 2021