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Chamise

"have you been to that crack den? its just crawling with chamise's"
by Benbobalingdong March 24, 2009
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Chamello

A Latin man who thinks he is very strong, hard and manly when really he is more like a soft marshmellow covered in a thin layer of chocolate
Chamello: Im strong hard man! (but really hes not)
by 3rdgreenmonkey February 7, 2010
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Chameleon(continued)

continued from GuitardHero88
Only enjoy doing 45-50% of what they enjoy, or they might pick up on it really quick.

Never look off or act goofy, because you might get caught in a "I Bet You Can't Bang That Chick" look, and it's over right there.

Always go back to her place, because a chameleon always has a the room of a white rich child with too much clothing on the floor or they live with ma in the office on an air mattress.

Once at her place make sure not to come on too strong until after about 30 minutes in, because back at the house she can drill you even more...It's happened to me so I know.

Once everything is set and you think the timing is right start putting slow moves on her...
Eventually...it will be almost impossible for her to resist.

Then exit strategy...pretty simple....The Quagmire

Chameleon(continued)
by Audi0sl4v3 April 10, 2010
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chameleonating

changing your image, appearance, speech pattern, accent, etc, to blend into your surroundings.
Guy1: I didn't even recognize that hooker was an undercover cop!

Guy2: Yeah, she was totally chameleonating.
by Olivia Blackwell June 10, 2011
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Chamber Face

When one has to take a shit, but cannot reach the bathroom at the time and is focusing on not farting or soiling themselfs, this is also known as having "one in the chamber". This usually comes with a slumped back, slow long paces, a serious face, and a humped walk. And usually when one releases one from the chamber they have what is known as, the release face.
by Onebulletinyourchamber June 18, 2011
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Chamber time

A time when you pull a girl's dress over their head and yours, when they need to tell you something they are hiding from you.
1) Guy: "Juliet, whats with you?" "Nothing" (she lies). *Swoossh* "CHAMBER TIME!!"

2) Guy: "Juliet, why are you being such a bitch?" Juliet: "I'M NOTT!!!" (again she lies).
*Swoosshh* "CHAMBER TIME!!"
by oli.moretti August 23, 2011
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chamelougar

A hybrid of a Cougar and Chameleon. An older woman on the prowl for a younger man. This woman will be deceptively dressed in the garb of a 21 year old girl, that she likely stole from her step-daughter.

The chamelougar only comes out after midnight or 8 beers, whichever comes first, has an advanced sense of smell and is attracted to the combination of alcohol and Axe Body Spray. She will attempt to hide in the shadows or blend into the environment, by shouting "That's so hot" after taking a body shot.
Dude, this girl took me home, she had pigtails and a tight A&F shirt. But I woke up with, what I am assuming, was her mom.

Dude, you were taken home by the not-so-elusive chamelougar. She's a tricky bitch. At least you don't have to worry about getting her pregnant.
by justanotherone1 September 17, 2011
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