Fish and Chips

1. a traditional English dish of breaded fish fingers and chips (fries) wrapped in newspaper

2. A phrase synonymous with "What an idiot". Comes from situations in which someone does something so unfathomably stupid that the only logical explanation for their actions is that they have fish and chips for brains.

1. Oh man, mum made fish and chips last night, it was so tasty!

2.

Dudebro: Hey, hold my beer and watch this!
Sensible Person: No. You're just gonna hurt yourself doing something stupid.
Dudebro: Nah, come on!
*Dudebro attempts to jump a ledge on his skateboard and ends up landing balls-first on a railing*
Sensible person: Fish and chips...

by Deirdre Nightshade August 28, 2010

chips

Roots in the old TV show starring Eric Estrada. Meaning when a car has a spectacular crash, as they did on said show.

"Man, did you see that car CHiPs into that wall?!"

by Noahphex April 29, 2005

Chainsaw

An 18-pack of canned beer. When carried at one's side it resembles the size and shape of a chainsaw.

We're all out of beer. Head over to Pinecove and grab a couple chainsaws of Bud Light.

by Crew Middle Fork August 9, 2005

barbeque chips

when a guy eats a girl out while she is on her period, getting blood all over his face. He then lets the blood dry, peels it off, and eats it.

Hay-balls-Hey t-bags are you gonna eat r-hole's barbeque chips tonight?

by m-yeh March 8, 2007

as mad as a bottle of chips

Someone or something being completely random or non-nonsensical.

£4 for a pint of Guinness?!!? That's as mad as a bottle of chips!

by Aaron Stevenson May 14, 2008

dick chips

chips that have been in a males pants, then directly eaten, or stored for later eatage

Dude I just ate those dick chips right out of Christian's pants.

by Galen-- May 20, 2006

Got Me In Chains

To have no option in a say-so

Guy1: Bro i told your mom you was sleeping over my house for a double date and she said she was going out already
Guy2: What,dude really? Now you got me in chains

by jswaaaa April 16, 2015