A sex act where 2 men and 1 women take maple syrup and lather up the stanely cup and insert it into the rectum of the women. The men then proceed to stimulate themselves using the stanely cup. The women preceeds to beat and lacerate the men with the antlers of a moose and teeth of a beaver, to the point of death of one of the men. The other man then uses the organs of the other man as sex toys and nourishment. It is finished up by a double suicide of the man and women by drownding in maple syrup.
by sicksega February 5, 2010
Get the canada's historymug. When, using maple syrup as lube, you use a pair of antlers to spread a girls pussy and put the stanly cup inside. You then proceed to fuck her in the ass. When shes about to cum you pull your dick out of her ass and do the heimlich maneuver so the stanley cup comes shooting out in a rain of maple deliciousness
by DA-U February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. Canada's history is a sexual act so horrible it can't be described. But it does involve a set of moose antlers, maple syrup, and the stanley cup...
by lord brownington February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. by snarkandawe February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. by ghop2 February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's historymug. by dirk dizzler February 8, 2010
Get the canada's historymug. Dipping the end of moose antlers into maple syrup then shoving it deep in the asshole of a French Canadian hermaphrodite. You take it out, get him/her to shit in the Stanley Cup and then Celine Dion licks it up.
by hippieflight February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug.