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Security Coochie

The act of hooking up with a girl while telling them you are dealing with personal issues that prevent you from committing to a relationship.
Tim told Arielle he didn’t want to be more than FWB because he’s still dealing with emotional issues. He prefers to just get some security coochie.
by Decoy Kamikaze May 8, 2022
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kappa kappa coochie

aka KKC a group of badass crackheads that will curb stomp you if you look at them the wrong way. always ready to party. (partying to them is sacrificing the weakest of the bunch)
person 1: dude did you hear? kappa kappa coochie are having a party tonite

person 2: they're crazy as shit, man. if youre not careful, you might get burned at the stake or sumthin.
by skurthurt December 17, 2019
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Coochie rider

Basically the equivalent to a dick/meat ridee except for a female.
A coochie rider A.k.a simp is someone who puts women on a pedestal, it's the type of person to write a poetic description of why they like thar woman, usually because they are horny losers and want felatio.
After seeing a new video from duolingo with lily in it, Jared started being a master at baiting, wishing he could be in lily one day,
He commented.

xx_jared2981_xx: "Lily's energy is contagious! This video is amazing."
Duolingo team: "Go outside coochie rider"
by Bench_Boy_The_Hole_Destroyer January 25, 2025
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Gucci in the Coochie

Referring to something being good! As in it feels good having sex so it’s Gucci in the coochie.
Person one; do you have chocolate milk??
Person two; Yes!

Person one; sweet, that’s Gucci in the coochie.
by It’snottaylor May 20, 2021
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Christmas Coochie

When a woman wears leggings and sweat pants for the cold months of the year, leaving her with a sweaty, smelly Christmas Coochie. (Because December is in the middle of the cold season.) This is the time of year when most women leave their sweet bush to grow free and sweat as it pleases.
"Dude, did you hear that girl at the party had a Christmas Coochie? It was rank!"
by CrackIsWackYo October 21, 2019
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coochie mayo

boyfriend: hey you wanna fuck tonight?
girlfriend: nah I got that stanky coochie mayo
by analthrasher69_420 July 25, 2019
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stardew coochie

A type of coochie a nigga can only hit while in the act of playing the game Stardew Vally with a female other. This type of coochie is often received from cutting off your friends and heavy simping. Not to mention defending the female when she is clearly any and every situation.
by Booty eater 223 April 2, 2020
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