broken flower

A cute friend who you love more than a bouquet of flowers

I love James, he’s like a broken flower to me.

by Heroperson54 February 14, 2024

Mixed Broken Language

Also known as MBL, it is a set of text written in a way that one may consider it to be broken English, but it also uses words from other languages. There is no punctuation or regulation of any kind applied to MBL, just do whatever

A-“Is you an americas?”
B-“no but are you from a non-English speaking country?”
A-“oui mein komrade”
B-“You speakin’ in mixed broken language?”
A-“si”

by Just a human on this planet October 04, 2017

Couldn't hit a blind man with a broken leg

A phrase to describe something that's really easy

*some fool messes up something easy*
"you idiot, you couldn't hit a blind man with a broken leg"

by chairmanpingu September 14, 2022

broken wrists in the backseat

handcuffs, shackles, or other slavery devices

man if your about to give me broken wrists in the backseat now would be when you duck.

by Cody5050 December 26, 2020

Broken Spoon

A broken spoon is when you shit, pee, burp, throw up, all at the same time. However the female version of this action is instead of peeing, they have blood spew out of their vagina.

Guy - "Yo I had the worst Broken Spoon last night"

by Billbert4000 December 12, 2019

Brokenicity

When a person is broke or poor and is trying to lay their poor problems on you. Word is only available if you are in the middle class and up.

Alejandro-“My Android fell and broke into pieces, can you pick up my battery?”
You-“Hell nah, don’t lay your brokenicity on me.”

by Bigbear6467 November 04, 2020

broken yoyo

Being so close with your best friend of the opposite sex that you are not just "friends" but not a couple. You're so close that the yoyo never breaks away.

You're my broken yoyo

by brokenyoyo January 18, 2015