disaster bisexual

A bisexual who may often find themselves in the friendzone. Alternatively it may be any hot mess of a person who tangentially also happens to be bisexual.

I might be in love with my work-wife but I'm not sure if it's just friendship or not and I'm afraid to even ask what her orientation is. She asked me what mine is and I told her 'disaster bisexual.'

disaster bisexual by snager August 10, 2018

Reddit Bisexual 

A bisexual man in his late 20s-30s who is bisexual only for women and femboys who pass as women. They typically frequent NSFW femboy subreddits and try and DM the femboys who post there. Very fond of arguing with trans women on the internet because they’re worried about “femboy erasure” the same way a conservative is worried about the fictional “war on Christmas”.

Person 1: Hey, did you hear that Bob is a Reddit Bisexual?
Person 2: Yeah, I saw him sending creepy DMs to femboys on his work computer!

Reddit Bisexual by whydontyoRevampedSpider February 1, 2023

trendy bisexual 

Someone who suddenly bisexual due to wanting to "fit in".

Girl 1:"Yea, i'm bi."
Trendy bi: "OMG ME TOO! But I was also straight yesturday!"

trendy bisexual by Dicksniff. September 15, 2004

closet bisexual 

bisexuals who are in the closet or refuse to except that they are bisexual

Julie is a total closet bisexual !

closet bisexual by dicksoutforH September 12, 2016

fat bisexual women 

kid named masian

damn that bitch a masian? (fat bisexual women)

fat bisexual women by bulldogcentral October 12, 2021

Semi-bisexual 

A person who is only attracted to one gender. A straight person who wants to feel included in the LGBTQ+ community.

You are straight. You fucking moron.

Barney: “What is you sexuality Jason?”

Jason: “I’m semi-bisexual!”

Barney: “you are straight. You icel.”

Semi-bisexual by Honeyc14 August 13, 2020

trendy bisexual 

Straight person who finds out it's cool to be out of the ordinary, so decides to call themselves bisexual. Usually teen.

Girl 1: I went to a party last night and kissed a girl.
Gril 2: OMG, that's so cool!
Girl 1: Yeah, I think I'm bi.

trendy bisexual by Sonja K. May 24, 2005