Bagelingus

When going down on your yeasty girlfriend is not unlike licking cream cheese from the side of a bagel.

my slut's getting her period next week, so i figured bagelingus was better than pizzalingus.

by ReverendHatesDJs January 31, 2010

badel

A very clingy, social, and unloyal man. Moves around quickly when it comes to girls and is very touchy with many girls at once. Makes friends easily and is very handsome but takes advantage of his lady skills and good looks.

He is so cute but unloyal. He is such a Badel!

by All Truths Here December 21, 2017

bubbles to bagels

a phrase to replace the profanity that people usually say when they screw up.

an alternative to "goddamnit!", "ahh shit!", "motherfucker!", "ahh fuck!", "aww man!", "crap!", 'UGH!", "Jesus Christ!!".

comes from "Edd, Ed, and Eddy" on cartoonnetwork

"BUBBLES TO BAGELS! THAT SHIT IS HOT!!"

by Frieda Livery September 16, 2009

bagel

this is a person that smells of mary jane, and is far better than any spoon or toaster... but not exceeding the greatness of a plate.a bagel is known best for pleasing females in any way possible.

yo did u smell that weed. no that was just a bagel.

oh my god bagel is so good in bed... who needs a toaster if u can have a bagle.

by bigpimpin April 25, 2005

Jew Bagel

1. (n) A slang term used to describe someone who messes up another person's combo in a game of 13.

2. (n) A slang term used to describe someone who is an overall jerk, or douchebag (see douchebag).

"While playing 13, De'Jan played a 2 of Hearts, and Ivo, being the Jew Bagel that he is, played a Breaker."

"'Dude, don't be a Jew Bagel and Jew me out of this deal,' said Alex as he tried to get a good deal from the car dealer."

by benpizzle May 31, 2009

chach bagel

Look up chach. But this is a conjuction of chach which means the person who is a said chach is more and/or less then a chach seeing as though they have a hole in them. Or this is a person who is a chach but they try to be a non-chach, if you will.

An example of a chach bagel is a person i've known for a while and his name is Steven Smitka.

by Razmo Teh Bazmo November 25, 2007

Stud Bagel

one who is hot enough
to melt cream cheese on a bagel
in the cold arctic circle of Zimbabwe

OHHHH EMMMM GEEEEE
what a stud bagel!!!!

by Asian Corn March 1, 2009