Batman (me at 4 am)

While everybody else sleeps peacefully at 4 am, i am out saving the city. Have you ever wondered why Gotham has so little crime? Well it is because i am saving the city (it needs me). Most of you think that Gotham contains only white people, that is because i scout the streets of the city and wipe it clean from every little røver out there. Every single one is deported back to my basement where i take care of them (if you know what i mean)
Thank me later, i am Batman.

Guy1: Why do i never see any black hungarian røvers out there?

Guy2: Batman (me at 4 am)

by Requis Tyrone Jamal the third May 9, 2023

Batman

When you have sex and after you cum, you have to kill her parents.

Dude last night i did a batman

by Mc_loving69 January 15, 2018

Batman Begins

The only reason you might have accidentally stumbled onto this is cause you have been wasting time on the Internet and seeing this made you wonder what people back then really thought of the movie.

Anon (in 2006): Batman Begins was the best Batman movie ever.
Anon (in 2015): Batfleck was better than Batbale.

by no_user_name_required October 9, 2018