baked shrimp

The sort of nigga that stops at red lights in GTA, brushes his teeth after every snack, goes to sleep with his lights on.

'See that JB kid? What a fucking baked shrimp'
'I'd fucking smash that baked shrimp'

by MyPubesOnFleek August 19, 2016

Baked

Baked, beyond roasted (when a group of friends aim all jokes on you.) When you bake someone these are jokes of mass destruction. There is no coming back from a bake!

Friend A: we just roasted his ass bro.!!

B: Naw my dude we just baked him!

Friend A: we just roasted ass bro.

Friend B: Naw my dude, we just baked him!

by WordGirl_23 November 17, 2016

baed

when you get fucked by your boyfriend

damn I just got baed

by andysoxa May 20, 2019

bardan

a person who is and acts like a bot/AI

look here we have a BARDAN here

by rewajmancheese November 2, 2020

BardiCrave

an iconic twitter fad who dedicates his time to Miley Cyrus & Cardi B

i want to get dicked down - bardicrave

by BardiCrave March 11, 2021

all baked down

verb: to smoke weed

adverb: to be stoned

Dood, I am all baked down.

by Doubler June 10, 2005

shit faced baked

sky high

shit faced baked (shyt-fays-baek-d)

i am shit faced baked. shitfacedbaked. shtfcdbkd. shtfcbk. shtfk. fk.

by mstrfrag-chunk0 May 5, 2010