Bald capping

When you take a bald cap and whip someone’s penis with it. This causes the hair to fall off the penis and balls, as a method of shaving.

Bro I’m getting really hairy, can you do some bald Capping on me

by Atticool April 18, 2025

National Bald Day

May 21st is national bald day, share this with your favorite bald day

Hey dude happy national bald day!

by Imedriac May 21, 2025

Bald

David's Head.

When your head is shinin' from the sun.

Being bald is crazy. That head is shining. Bald behavior. Being Bald immediately gives you negative rizz.

by David'sBald August 22, 2023

Bald

Martin is bald

Bald matiiiiin

by matinnnn August 31, 2023

little power bald

A small man who’s proud and bald - William

omg grandpa is such a little power bald

by mel bel July 16, 2023

bald ambition

When someone goes completely bald and their head is so shiny that you can't resist the urge to stick a suction dildo on their head.

Everyone Haj bald ambition when they see tristan

by Skibidi Rizzler69420 April 1, 2024

Bald Poo Poo Baby

Basically a bunch of boys in my class. BUT ESPECIALLY MARKAS. HES SO BALD AND POOPY, HE LOOKS LIKE A FRIGGIN' DEFORMED CHICKEN NUGET, HE'S 4 FT 2 AND LIVES UNDER A ROCK. BALALLALALLALLALALLALLAL

"wow look at that deformed chicken nuget"
"It almost looks like Markas! A bald poo poo baby"

by The best person obvi April 26, 2024