hammer bacon

Humping

Using the large forward pelvic thrust withdrawn completely out of the bacon hole so that the bacon gets hammered. :) Yes I masterbate and know nothing about this. and thus you "hammer bacon"

by texas chilli bowl July 31, 2011

boiled bacon

Someone who is red and sweating, often a ginger

Your sweating so much you look like fucking boiled bacon

by Chap87 May 4, 2015

foot bacon

When an individual begins pulling a small part of dry skin from their foot, and the actual strip of calloused skin becomes very long prior to removal. The resulting portion of tough/dry skin from one's foot is referred to as "foot bacon".

My feet were so dry after that long run on the beach... then I realized I was starving, so I dug my nails into the bottom of my foot and ripped off a nice healthy slice of foot bacon! It's like my own feet produce jerky.

by JimothyMcJangles August 1, 2018

Bacon Shaka

A wild hog catching machine (APBT) produced by Jitterbug Kennels.

Dispatch the Bacon Shaka, hogs are bayed!

by Jitterbug Kennels October 19, 2022

Bacon Penis

A penis wrapped in bacon. A cork wrapped in pork. Ex. “Harold - can we bring out the old bacon penis again tonight?” “Of course honey, got it prepping in the toaster oven already”. Slap it, wrap it, and enjoy.

Salty, pork flavored appendage that satisfies in a multitude of ways.

Want a bite of this bacon penis? Actually, don’t bite it, that would hurt.

by ATLBOARDY August 24, 2018

sloppy bacon

Leaky and dripping.

That Nicola Simpson, she's a right sloppy bacon

by Ergosum June 22, 2016

Bacon folds

When the inside lips of female genitalia are unusually long and/or saggy.

Usually associated with slags or fat people.

1) Steph, your skirt is so short, I can see your bacon folds dangling out of the bottom.

2) Bitch, I can't find your hole, your bacon folds are covering your vagina.

by Keyboard Warrior July 28, 2012