skatin bacon

When a woman's oven is usually wet and you put your meat log in her.

Dude, this broad's oven required no preheating. It was like my custard cannon turned into some skatin bacon.

by Rex Thundershock November 8, 2021

Bacon Syndrome

A social disorder which causes the victim to look like a jackass every time a photograph is taken of him or her.

Causes are alcohol, alcoholism, binge drinking, and in extremely rare cases the disorder may be transmitted through sexual contact.

Like most disorders caused by alcohol, there is no known cure other than refraining from alcohol consumption, or the victim may simply stay far away from cameras.

Why does he look so punchable right now?

Because he has Bacon Syndrome and that girl is taking a picture.

Well he looks like a jackass.

by JWSM October 26, 2012

Bacon rose

This defines the female organ known as the vagina.

Hey honey, am I lucky tonight? Yes baby, you will have full access to my bacon rose

by mewm December 13, 2012

bacon aficionado

Women who love sex with men only.
Bacon aficionado, Bacon guru, Bacon eater, Bacon beater, Bacon lover

Bacon aficionado, Bacon guru, Bacon eater, Bacon beater, Bacon lover

by Tigermeat October 6, 2013

Bacon folds

When the inside lips of female genitalia are unusually long and/or saggy.

Usually associated with slags or fat people.

1) Steph, your skirt is so short, I can see your bacon folds dangling out of the bottom.

2) Bitch, I can't find your hole, your bacon folds are covering your vagina.

by Keyboard Warrior July 28, 2012

Bad Bacon

Bad Bacon is a term that follows on from the phase "As Fucked As A Piglet", which means, basically that you are on the receiving end of an unholy fucking of extreme proportions and the resulting mess is something you really don't want to get involved in... hence really bad bacon!

"I can't believe it man, I've been fucked like a piglet by them again!" "Fucked like a piglet? That's really Bad Bacon, my friend!!!"

by Vengeful Spirit January 15, 2012

Bacon Beater

A person who gets unlimited pleasure out of, and can't resist the urge to jerking off a penis. If given one, they will jerk it nonstop and have to be forcibly removed. Their jerking hands' are also extremely sensitive to meat shafts, increasing their pleasure. A true Bacon Beater's hand will start doing weird hand motions (mostly twitching) when not in sexual contact

Yeah dude I saw Jackie's hand twitching like it was on a shaft too! That was at Blake's party the other night! What a Bacon Beater!

by Wookus Maximus February 22, 2011