by uandus January 21, 2020
Get the Soggy baconmug. A penis wrapped in bacon. A cork wrapped in pork. Ex. “Harold - can we bring out the old bacon penis again tonight?” “Of course honey, got it prepping in the toaster oven already”. Slap it, wrap it, and enjoy.
Salty, pork flavored appendage that satisfies in a multitude of ways.
Salty, pork flavored appendage that satisfies in a multitude of ways.
by ATLBOARDY August 24, 2018
Get the Bacon Penismug. Post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD) is a mental health condition that's triggered by a terrifying event — either experiencing it or witnessing it. Symptoms may include flashbacks, nightmares and severe anxiety, as well as uncontrollable thoughts about the event.
Bacon PTSD is recognized by the subject having witnessed or experienced a loss of bacon so undeniably soul shattering that the act of cooking bacon causes cold sweats or anxiety and even flashbacks to the event in question.
Bacon PTSD is recognized by the subject having witnessed or experienced a loss of bacon so undeniably soul shattering that the act of cooking bacon causes cold sweats or anxiety and even flashbacks to the event in question.
Jason is suffering from Bacon PTSD after his doggo, Holmes, began to develop the habit of jumping up on the counter to eat the freshly cooked bacon whenever Jason wasn't looking. Now, the thought of making bacon for breakfast or even a delicious deli sandwich haunts Jason with the fear of becoming riddled with burn marks from bacon grease only to find that he is unable to eat his hard-earned bacon. Jason is so messed up from Bacon PTSD that he considered getting rid of his doggo so he can eat bacon in peace once more.
by claymøre August 27, 2018
Get the Bacon PTSDmug. When the inside lips of female genitalia are unusually long and/or saggy.
Usually associated with slags or fat people.
Usually associated with slags or fat people.
1) Steph, your skirt is so short, I can see your bacon folds dangling out of the bottom.
2) Bitch, I can't find your hole, your bacon folds are covering your vagina.
2) Bitch, I can't find your hole, your bacon folds are covering your vagina.
by Keyboard Warrior July 28, 2012
Get the Bacon foldsmug. A social disorder which causes the victim to look like a jackass every time a photograph is taken of him or her.
Causes are alcohol, alcoholism, binge drinking, and in extremely rare cases the disorder may be transmitted through sexual contact.
Like most disorders caused by alcohol, there is no known cure other than refraining from alcohol consumption, or the victim may simply stay far away from cameras.
Causes are alcohol, alcoholism, binge drinking, and in extremely rare cases the disorder may be transmitted through sexual contact.
Like most disorders caused by alcohol, there is no known cure other than refraining from alcohol consumption, or the victim may simply stay far away from cameras.
Why does he look so punchable right now?
Because he has Bacon Syndrome and that girl is taking a picture.
Well he looks like a jackass.
Because he has Bacon Syndrome and that girl is taking a picture.
Well he looks like a jackass.
by JWSM October 26, 2012
Get the Bacon Syndromemug. by BKFC January 24, 2021
Get the Bacon Crunchmug. You've heard of things being referred to as the bee's knees and said to yourself.. What, why? Why is the bee's knees good? Here comes bacon's pussy .. it works for everything. Every man loves bacon and he also loves pussy. Now you know he loves bacon's pussy!
Sweet version: honey, tonight's dinner was the bacon's pussy.
Perverted certain: damn look at that, I'd eat shit out of her bacon's pussy
Teams: their quarterback is the bacon's pussy
Perverted certain: damn look at that, I'd eat shit out of her bacon's pussy
Teams: their quarterback is the bacon's pussy
by El cheeky November 15, 2017
Get the bacon's pussymug.