Michael

A total piece of shit

Man, Michael can go fuck off

by Osamadong19 January 20, 2018

Michael

is a faggot

Michael is a faggot

by erfvwef February 14, 2020

Michael

Michael is a very funny guy but can get very triggered very easily he punched me at school this is the definition of fake you thought your definition was right WHO THE FUCK DO YA THINK YA IS LIKE MICHAEL IS THE WORST BOYFRIEND EVER HE DUMPED ME IN 2 SECONDS AND HE WILL CHEAT BE WARNED HE IS A FUCK BOY AND A PLAYER JUST LIKE THE NAME PATRICK he is also very ugly and will probably have cancer before he's 30 making his grey hair all fall out. He will swallow your unborn twins and has many feet fetishes including baldness

"oh who? Michael oh the bald and ugly player, now I know

by Bella Iameo February 17, 2018

Michael

Michael is a smart and very attractive to women. He is very smooth and nice in bed. He has a micrometer of a small penis.

That Michael is so nice and slick in bed.

by SexySlinderMan May 24, 2019

michael

a sexy ass kid with a giant cock that punishes any broad that comes within his arms.

“this kid michael folded me like a pretzel and gave me some good ass dick”

by bigmikecock October 15, 2019

Michael

He’s usually In the bathroom at the biggest party of the year and has a one friend who takes a quantum Nano technology CPU also know as a SQUP and has been called a loser by that said friend YEA JEREMY YOU HEARD ME U DICK

I’m just Michael in the bathroom by himself all by himself.

by Muffin chan February 15, 2020

Michael

michael is a simp bitch, he will ditch every chance to play with the boys for a quick simp. his mom is super nice and i like her cooking.

Guy 1: yo you know that kid michael
Guy 2: yeah you mean that simp bitch
Guy 1:yeah what a faggot

by simpPolicelol August 25, 2020