Jonathan

A nigga dat is a sneaker head dat will always get in trouble, who is thirsty 4 dat a$$ gets all the hoes and th0ts dat flexes all his money and is a g0d at 2k.

Damn u such a Jonathan

by The_plug25fucc12 November 23, 2019

jonathan

a handsome greek god

wow he’s so hot that must be jonathan

by slutfor July 21, 2022

Jonathan

A guy who wants you to stop by the lake.

Trevor: “I went to Memphis this weekend.”
Jonathan: “wtf. Why didn’t you stop by the lake?”

by Jonmeyer November 24, 2021

Jonathan

They be the type of boys who got the biggest booty then any girl bro like it’s sooooooo big and I be putting my face in it brooo it’s so crazy fr fr

“They got big booty” “Jonathan got the big booty”

by biggest_carti_meat_rider October 31, 2022

Jonathan Stenson

Jonathan Stenson is fair. He is like a family gathering in a uncle. I pray to Stenson every night because “no cap” he listens to our prayers “per”. I love him and he loves us. He sent his first born son to die on top of a cross “T pose” not for the choir. We love Jonathan Stenson and he loves us. Amen

Not choir kid 1: Hey I’m sad and constipated

Not choir kid 2: prey to Jonathan Stenson

by Not a choir kid December 21, 2021

Jonathan

THE GOD OF PUBG . FULL TIME TOP FRAGGER

Hey who is the top fragger ? its jonathan like always

Jonathan is scouts father

by d0gemonnnnnn December 20, 2021

Jonathan

A guy thats very patient, has a girlfriend named linda and is a bisexual icon, normally mexican and his best friend is probably name Gilberto

I wish I was Jonathan

by bitchugay January 19, 2023