1. noun. slang. A person, male or female, who has just had an ejaculation of semen shot onto their face, either intentionally or accidentally, resulting in either temporary blindness or the appearance of blindness for the recipient.
2. verb. slang. The act of ejaculating semen onto a person's face, male or female, either intentionally or accidentally, in such a manner as to render said person to become temporarily blind or appear to be blinded by semen.
2. verb. slang. The act of ejaculating semen onto a person's face, male or female, either intentionally or accidentally, in such a manner as to render said person to become temporarily blind or appear to be blinded by semen.
1. After a long, drunken night, John was a blind donkey, with cum dripping off his face.
2. As Tim was angry with his boyfriend, he gave him a blind donkey.
2. As Tim was angry with his boyfriend, he gave him a blind donkey.
by bdj August 22, 2013
by Bong Donkey July 25, 2019
A holler donkey is a person who is a dedicated asshole, that likes to do no work whatsoever. You'll know a holler donkey when you see one. When asked to work they will most likely wander off, hide in the woods, or even fall asleep in the back of the truck telling no-one where they went. Take caution when confronting a holler donkey, as they will be often hostile due to not wanting to work.
by Mr. Jester December 02, 2016
What happens when Democrats, a group of Democrats, or the liberal media spew their liberal agenda to the degree that supporters buy into what ever they are “selling” without question or actual facts.
Pete: “Did you hear about that woman who got kicked off an airplane for harassing a Trump supporter?”
Brad: “It’s The Donkey Effect man...”
Brad: “It’s The Donkey Effect man...”
by GigiBB March 30, 2019
by Callmecrazyx1 June 11, 2014
Sarah was outraged when she didn't understand why her bill was so high, so they called in Tony, the Donkey Whisperer, to calm her down. She left with a smile.
by Donkey_punchin32 December 19, 2019
Somebody who smuggles donkey's.
A donkey which is a smuggler.
Originally used a derogatory term towards a male / female.
A donkey which is a smuggler.
Originally used a derogatory term towards a male / female.
by Bullets0fButter July 03, 2011