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woman

someone who was born with female reproductive organs and can be identified by DNA
That woman can never be a man no matter how many fake oenises she attaches to herself and vice versa. A man born with a lenis ca not be a woman.
by ScrumpyD April 12, 2023
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black woman's kryptonite

A word found when the "random" button is pressed, but isn't defined yet
I think i desire to beseech me some good chuckles!
Ho! A random button? I shalt surely press that!
Alas, the word hasth no meaning!
Damn thee, black woman's kryptonite.
by Bmos May 6, 2008
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biologically programmed as a woman

Biologically programmed- (women)
A blanket term meant to absolve women of all responsibility for being sex obsessed, hormonal, needly, clingy, crazy, irrational, borderline retarded sacks of estrogen filled shit. Basically, it states that since women only ovulate for approximately twenty years and produce two eggs a month in that time period, they are on a sacred mission to find the perfect sperm to fulfill their quest to produce hellish little offspring. This thereby gives them license to act like a total bitch towards other women (since every guy could potentially be "the one") and to be suspicious and skeptical towards men until they prove beyond a shadow of a female doubt (like a doubt, but with a pea brain) that he finds them "special" and "likes them for who they are" and "likes me and only me". This justifies their incessant calling, their tyrannical demands for time and attention and their self centered insistence that the man "have the means to provide for the offspring", since they have to be "certain" of their decision since their egg is so fucking precious it makes a Faberge egg look like a decoder ring at the bottom of a box of Cheerios.
It's not her fault man, she's biologically programmed as a woman to get attached if you fuck her good a couple times.
by Bwahaha2010 May 10, 2010
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what is a woman

an adult female that has a pussy and has X X chromosomes. Don't transify the kids
trans woman: what is a woman. I am a woman because I feel like it.

me: that is not how genetics work and gender was also A concept made by a pedo
by Halinthesea June 13, 2022
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woman of leisure

Pretty much the same as a man of leisure except she has a vagina instead of a penis.
Being born into a wealthy New England family Kate Hepburn was the kind of woman of leisure who, these days, might be found on wealthymen.
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woman diaper

Another term used for those thick maxi pads worn by woman during " that time of the month" and then are left out for an unsuspecting male in the house to find.
Man: I'll be right there baby, I have to take a piss.
Woman: Okay, well hurry the hell up.
Man: Oh hell no, why can't you throw away your bloody woman diapers?
Woman: I was in a hurry, and Oprah was coming on.
by Mike -Hunt January 14, 2008
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Woman Engineer

The 20% of the engineering profession that kick ass and break down the gender schemas about a "male profession".
These women are the sexiest type, used to handling men with force. ;)
by engineeringgirl215 November 20, 2010
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