Bachelor Winter

When one breaks up with his girl and she takes all the stuff.

Person 1: What happened to your bedframe, desk, mirror couch, and coffee table?
Person 2: I broke up with my girl and she took all my stuff man.
Person 1: Ah, another Bachelor Winter

by TheGman33 January 23, 2023

winter sandler

Winter Sandler is someone who is very gorgeous. A Winter Sandler often has beautiful eyes. Also very kind, intelligent. Mostly an extrovert, but can be very shy at times. Winter Sandler is often liked by many many people. When you meet a Winter Sandler, I suggest you be kind, it is important you get on a Winter Sandler’s good side because they can be violent. Winter Sandler can also be used as and adjective for someone who is simply perfect.

Example 1:

Dude 1: omg did u see that girl?
Dude 2: ya she is so hot, is she single?
Dude 1: she is such a Winter Sandler
Example 2:
Dude 3: I love Winter Sandler

by Ergkvsrtujndsv 367; July 9, 2018

winter lu’au

A sexual act combining the lu’au and skiing wherein the subject is spit-roasted by two men while giving two others handjobs.

Bro, you won’t believe this: me, Tony, Davey, and Marcus totally threw Steve a winter lu’au. He was so surprised when we all started fuckin’ him, it was awesome!

by Cum Patriot March 20, 2023

Nuclear Winter

When you're in an extremely cold environment where you can see gases and you fart in the Air so badly it looks like a Mushroom Cloud

I just got back from having a serious Nuclear Winter

by Dragonslayer052 September 14, 2025

winter camo

The stuff hot girls wear to hide the fact they gain weight over the holidays and through out the winter.

Becky has a lovely turtle neck on. It’s just winter camo the only reason she is wearing that is to hide the 15 pounds she gained at thanksgiving .

by magicjesse April 20, 2018

winter salt

What the D.O.T. puts on the road in snowy weather to clear it enough so that you can drive "safely and sanely" --- in other words, so that your car maintains a straight level path and keeps all four wheels on the road instead of doing twirlies or back-flips, i.e., "summer salts".

I usually walk to the store during snowy periods so that my car doesn't get rotted out underneath from all the winter salt on the road.

by QuacksO January 12, 2017

winter of 69

Your first 69 while your partner is wearing hair shorts.

Hey Steve, did you ever hook up with hippie girl Laura?

Yeah, it was my winter of 69.

by bluasponte January 12, 2018