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Smurfing

Choking yourself while you’re jerkin off until you start to turn blue then jizz in your hand and slap it on your head.
“ Zach didn’t hang out with his friends Alex and Jake because he was too busy smurfing that night.”
“Zach tried smurfing on his motorcycle and almost crashed.”
“Tommy was smurfing and his dog Izzy walked in and watched him.”
by Z.hanning June 25, 2018
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Purple cunt smurf

Smurfed, having caught a sexually transmitted disease after drinking fireball at packers
She went to the bar, met a guy and caught a purple cunt smurf
by Assilemann February 4, 2016
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smurf

can I score some smurfs for the rave?
by Travis Torsak December 9, 2008
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smurf a hammy

An unintended injury
dick : " I'm goin to hit the gym. Get sweaty & grunt when I lift....wanna come?" Gene: " uhmmm nah I'm good. Don't smurf a hammy g. "
by knuckl3b3ry sl1m November 8, 2014
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smurf

smurf (drug usually mushrooms)

That smurf overthere is the strongest one around

I ate a smurf and now im gonna die
by Creator of definitions December 14, 2018
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Papa smurfing

Gripping a persons throat and pinching there noses tell they turn blue
The gangs new initiation is papa smurfing someone
by Akneezeb August 30, 2022
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smurf smooking

Smurf smooking is when someone takes laxitive pills instead of lactose, and then eats bluerasberry flavored rainbow bacon and a Mt.Dew bright blue slurpy. After this the person will then crap bright blue and poop smurfs.
Man after today im feeling pretty great, Im going to go smurf smooking.
by Little loofa August 6, 2016
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