polish watermelon

When you bust a nut inside a watermelon and give it to a friend at a summer party.

Guy 1: I totally gave Joe a Polish watermelon at that party last week!

by Ballllllllllls October 9, 2013

watermelon trap

A trap that, when activated, summons many watermelons to block one’s path.

Watermelon traps aren’t deadly, just annoying.

by MaybeARealWord January 21, 2022

naughty watermelon

When a watermelon grows up and becomes infested with bad seeds.

YOU ARE SUCH A NAUGHTY WATERMELON. YOU WILL NEVER BE LOVED OR EATEN. GO DIE IN A LAVA AND (LAVA RESISTANT) RAT INFESTED HOLE FOR YOU INSIDES TO BURN AND BE EATEN. (So I guess you will end up being eaten after all!)

by NAUGHTY WATERMELLON June 18, 2018

Honey-Soy Watermelon Tiddies

A phrase used to describe the taste of a woman's nipple as well as the size.

"You already KNOW she got them big ass honey-soy watermelon tiddies"

by dorkmclovin April 1, 2019

Watermelon Sugar

The partial name of a really stupid book written by Richard Brautigan in the 1960's, which has fortunately fallen into a deep well of forgetfulness.

"I can't believe somebody actually published In Watermelon Sugar. What a bunch of clueless choads. Time for Edward 40 Hands so i can forget it again."

by Thoringerveer August 16, 2021

Watermelon Sours

Any stoners first choice of candy.

Stoner 1: Aye, I’m gonna run to 7 Eleven, you want anything?
Stoner 2: Yeah could you nab me Watermelon Sours?
Stoner 1: Yeah I got you.

by DGlizzy May 25, 2024

Watermelonic

Watermelonic is possessing the quality of being extremely soft/easy and hard at the same time.

That test was extremely watermelonic. I think I wasn't sure if I was going to fail spectacularly or pass with flying colors.

by Hellothere12078 May 17, 2023