ur mom

legally identified as a threat to literally everyone in the world never use this in a sentence (disclaimer)

billy hahahaha ur mom john fucking dies

by mypizzadied January 06, 2021

Ur Mom

A type of cringy memes only Mason Helts use because they play fortnite in their mom's basement and have no friends.

guy 1: hey what's up guys
Mason Helt: Ur Mom

by person#not7 December 12, 2019

Ur mom

Fat.

Ur mom is fat.

by PrimusLover April 22, 2022

ur mom

ur mom likes me and we made ur brother in front of you while u were sleeping on the couch.

ur mom likes me, and we made ur brother that one night you invited me over to watch a movie. we did it over you while you were sleeping. i came all over you. u thought u pissed urself when u woke up lmfao. i have such a big dick that urdad wants it to hahha.

by ballz_6934 January 04, 2022

Ur mom

The largest object known to man.
Antonyms Include: The human brain

Ur mom is massive

by Commander Egg November 28, 2022

Ur mom

I fucked ur mom

man ur mom's so hot so I fucked her.

by macahbruh October 30, 2022

ur mom

in my bed

ur mom is in my bed

by 6imagine_dragon9 January 01, 2022