Shaz’s ultimate distraction

It’s ya boi, Michael

Henry - “Shaz, we should go work in Charteris Bay for a distraction-free day”
Michael - “Can I come?”
Shannon - “No, if you look up Shaz’s ultimate distraction, Michael is the definition!”
Michael - “Gutted”

by Franksizzle October 17, 2019

Ultimately happy

Joy found with in that nobody can take.

I am ultimately happy without drama.

by ONLY TRUTH TELLER August 9, 2025

Ryan The Ultimate Giga Chad

Ryan is the most masculine, has the big muscles , has the highest testosterone man has every seen. Ryan pulls all the bitches, I'm talking the goth girls with the fattest ass. So masculine he see every other gender as female.

Do you know "Ryan The Ultimate Giga Chad"?

by JaytheSsumdeeSucker October 18, 2023

Ultimate 11

Crack that is at a satge of 10, but has then excceded to the level that is "ultimate 11"

Fro-shitcrack,
Your crack is ultimate 11,
"I like to run, and want to get massive" - ultimate 11

by Steven Greeny September 27, 2009

ultimate level builder

its a good game with good community

ultimate level builder is game for level creation

by avumbuve January 14, 2025

ultimate cockblocker

someone who hits on his friends girlfriends. spends too much time with other peoples girlfriends. kisses hugs and those generally inappropriate things with his friends girlfriends .

Paul: Stephen is the ultimate cockblocker

tom: so true

by orion_14754 June 2, 2010

ultimate promise

The ultimate promise is that of a "pinky promise" the pinky promise is the most sacred of bonds which may only be undertaken in extreme circumstances. The pinky promise but be taken as an oath that one may not go back on. The oath begins with both parties interlocking their right pinkies with one another. Both parties will than state "I pinky promise..." followed by the promise, upon unlocking pinkies the ritual will be complete therefore creating an ever lasting bond between both parties. If all is done as directly stated above, the promise is now complete, if you miss any step or go out of order than the promise is unofficial and fradulent

"I just made the ultimate promise with my grandpa that we would never play the "tickle" game again as long as i never told my parents we ever played it in the first place"

by Thetrueultimatepromiselegend November 1, 2017