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TS Ticket

Tough Sh!t Ticket (archaic). An imaginary/facetious "ticket" (as in train ticket) to someplace that doesn't exist, like Pity City. Essentially meaning "too bad, so sad, you ain't getting what you want, I am unsympathetic to your dilemma or plight".

Alternatively, some sort of financial aid or assistance for those experiencing hard times, like food stamps or WIC vouchers.
Awwwww. I'm so sorry your girl/boy friend is sick and you failed your test. Here... Let me get you a pair of TS Tickets to Pity City and you two can have a good day.
by fuzzygreysocks February 8, 2010
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Buy a One Way Ticket To the Big Adios.

Suicide.

The act of taking one's own life.

To voluntarily leave this world for the next one.
Any entity that has caused its' own downfall by continued aberrant behavior.
1. Its' too bad about Jimmy. He'd been depressed a long time. No surprise he decided to Buy a Ticket To the Big Adios.

2. Hey, man, there's got to be another way besides Buying a One way Ticket To the Big Adios.

3. He made her so crazy she was going to Buy a One Way Ticket To the Bid Adios.

4. The tree huggers have a point. If this planet doesn't shape up we're Buying a One way Ticket To the Big Adios.

5. The feds should never have bailed out those banks. Its' their own fault they decided to Buy a One Way Ticket To the Big Adios.

6. I feel bad for those Marines in Afghanistan. Every time they leave the base its' a One Way Ticket To the Big Adios.
by goodcatholicboy July 18, 2009
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Tucker Carlson

A euphemism for someone who is a bold faced racist.
Ex. That man driving the truck with the Confederate flag bumper sticker is suck a Tucker Carlson.

Look at all the Tucker Carlson's wearing red hats.
by Emmerton July 17, 2019
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tucker fucker

Tucker Fucker is what useless fat people use to refer to tomotao sauce or ketchup
Put some tucker fucker on ya hot dog
by Anti-Sam November 16, 2004
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Tucker Carlson

- brought to particular notoriety in 2020 by one former mayor Rudy Giuliani, any manner of a maneuver designed to accomplish one thing by being able to claim you're doing another.
Yeah, so I thought that bitter pill of a news anchor was slick, but that old mayor pulled the best Tucker Carlson I've ever seen.
by dissedurban October 22, 2020
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Chris Tucker

When a man pulls his scrotum and testicles between his legs so they are facing his back side, located right below the anus, and a man or woman kicks him in his testicles as hard as possible.
My girlfriend was angry with me for not texting her back, so she made me bend over and gave me a good Chris Tucker.
by Riodo May 30, 2013
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tuckeye

When natives think you are being a "tough guy" but can't pronounce it.
Hey tuckeye what do you think you're doin anyways?
by King Kyle May 13, 2005
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