by Matt September 12, 2004

by BullShit Maestro April 19, 2018

A teenage boy who: lacks a prominent chin, always has his shoulders slumped, is overweight, goes after girls he cannot ever have, likes poking people, makes high-pitched noises, is white, is involved in Drama, tap-dances, and smells like... sour buttered pasta.
Have you SEEN Jordans kicks? His milk-toastiness is throwing off the whole line.
"Jordan! Stop poking me! You're so... milk toasty!"
"Jordan! Stop poking me! You're so... milk toasty!"
by dramakid March 4, 2009

by Ms Cullen June 26, 2008

1. A derogatory term for an undesirable person. 2. Anal sex 3.Toasted bread, with ass on it sometimes eaten with ky jelly
1. Quit being such a piece of ass toast! 2. I'm gonna get some ass toast tonight. 3. I had two slices of ass toast this morning
by Joshua "the cat [inahat]" S. June 22, 2007

by Lunchboxvg June 3, 2018

Dan: Why did you get your ear pierced?
Steve: Bitches on toast.
Dan: What?
Steve: I said BITCHES ON TOAST!
Dan: No seriously. Why?
Steve: I said BITCHES ON MOTHER FUCKING TOAST!
Steve: Bitches on toast.
Dan: What?
Steve: I said BITCHES ON TOAST!
Dan: No seriously. Why?
Steve: I said BITCHES ON MOTHER FUCKING TOAST!
by IAI March 12, 2013
