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Thomas Crapper

Thomas Crapper is supposed to be the guy who invented the flush toilet. It's not true though. You could also call someone who craps a lot 'Tommy Crapper,' or 'Sir T.-craps-a-lot.'
Thomas Crapper did NOT invent the flush toilet.
by I have a crush on Charlie February 24, 2015
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Thomas Forrester

Thomas Forrester is a very jealous person. He often eats pizza all by himself and won't share a single slice. Thomas is a very posh person who is slightly or sometimes fully homosexual. He really likes to make homosexual jokes. Overall Thomas Forrester is a very VERY unique human being.
by ILoveFoz September 3, 2017
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Nick Thomas

Born in Souix Falls, South Dakota. Thomas plays in the greatest indie band ever, The Spill Canvas. He has a sexy voice that makes girls quiver like his leg that he moves in time to music. Very sexy man.
Hi, I'm Nick Thomas, and I'm sexy.
by Shawna Hennessey June 13, 2008
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dirty thomas

Also see- dick tease.
Origin- Started with D T, short for dick tease. Then transpired into dirty thomas.
I ain't messing with that bitch, she's a total dirty thomas.
by ru-daddy January 3, 2011
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The Terry Thomas

The act of ejaculating up a partner's anus, then having it fired on to the face with ferocious wind, whilst one screams "You Bounder!"
"The missus and me did the Terry Thomas last night"

"Did you?"

"Yep, Nailed me like a power hose"
by Clarence Poncington Smythe 3rd December 15, 2008
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Thomas metcalfe

A dumb ass dude going by the name Thomas metcalfe will have an unusual under average cock, and if they say it big everyone knows their lying becuase its the size of an AA.battery...
by Metalcalfe March 19, 2019
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Thomas Nast

A German Cartoonist who is credited for creating the elephant and donkey representatives for the republican and democratic political parties of the United States of America, respectively.
See Also: Nast, King of Nast, Thomas Nast King of Nast.
"Yo bitch, dat is Thomas Nast, King of Nast, Nast!"
by A2Molly June 25, 2005
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