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Johnny Blue Skies

Sturgill Simpson

Alter ego, pirate name or new moniker

First seen on the 2016 album A Sailor’s Guide to Earth
by bluegrasm July 1, 2024
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Texas Ski Lodge

Geographically bound to the border state; typically, but not necessarily in a single story structure (Ranch). Participants grabbed in bubble goose, goretex, thermals or overalls with no fabric from the waist down; accompanied by long socks and thong style flip flops with the AC cranked commence in a men standing and women on their knees orgy. Latex is forbidden unless there is a zipper and it covers the head. This can only transpire during an equinox and must continue for 12 hours before or after the aforementioned celestial alignment. Additionally the ratio must be balanced (3 men per 1 woman).
I remember my fist Texas ski lodge; my legs were sore for a month I thought there would be more chairs.”

“You couldn’t stand a quails egg on that ass unless you were at a Texas ski lodge.”

Tell you what, I never thought I’d be in a devils threesome, but if you don’t learn something about yourself at a Texas ski lodge I’m not sure you ever will.”
by SwazeyD August 18, 2023
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skis in jeans

(ski:z In ʤi:ənz)

Idiom, declarative phrase

Definition:

descriptor conveying palpable derision or rejection,

especially of an irredeemable person

Etymology: Old Norse, Pier 1 Imported English
First Known Use: 2025, Post Americana, New Canada
In a sentence:
He ruined everything, he really ‘skis in jeans’.
Do not invite her, she ‘skis in jeans’.
by Bigcityfreak March 2, 2025
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Ski

South Florida rapper, “Ski Mask The Slump Gods ” nickname.
XXXTENTACION: Yo Ski !
Ski: AYO X !
by ColderVisionz January 27, 2021
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whore skiing

Doing lines of cocaine off of a black hookers belly. The contrast of black and white makes you sure that you snort every granule of cocaine.
I went Whore skiing off my grandma’s belly. It didn’t take long for me to get kicked out of her funeral.
by anonymous March 26, 2022
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cole ski

Cole ski is a great artist,he is a real superstar
by Cole ski February 1, 2021
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on-sand water skiing

Used as a phrase to show interest in having sex on the beach.

“Do you want to go on-sand water skiing with me next week?”
“I’d love to but I need to get tested first!”
“Do you want to go on-sand water skiing with me next week?”
“I’d love to but I need to get tested first!”
by Litnfit April 28, 2024
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