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Ape Donkey

A person (always male) who can act like a bit of a dick at times (between 25-50% of the time) however is not as bad as a Wank Dog.
Question: "What do you make of that guy?"
Response: "He's an Ape Donkey!"
by Tebsin September 19, 2010
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Donkey Principle

The well-established, but long forgotten, rule of law that you will honour your obligations and treat your counterparty to a deal with the level of deference and respect due to them as though they had a compromising photograph of you with a donkey.
Tim: Hey Vinnie, how'd you go getting out of that crap million dollar deal you'd struck with KK?

Vinnie: No good mate, I forgot about the Donkey Principle and I had to suck it up and pay him his loot.
by Old Word Boss April 26, 2022
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Swamp Donkey

Swamp Donkey is a term mainly used in baseball describing a very hardly hit ball.
“Man! I just hit a big swamp donkey!
by Follower Of Jesus March 28, 2023
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Cum donkey

In cum swapping world, one whom you unleash your load on but not the one that swallows it. Essentially, a donkey who carries your load to the destination.
Last night I watched this fugly japanese cum donkey snort cum from her nose and puke it out of her mouth to the mouth of other equally fugly chick who swallowed it whole which made my dick more limp than a bizkit.
by ghunthorp January 4, 2022
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Scuba Donkey

From the iCarly episode “iParty with Victorious

An iconic Penny Tees design
I love your Scuba Donkey shirt!
Thanks I’m a huge iCarly fan
by Poopooinsidemypants December 12, 2022
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Bong Donkey

When someone is being an absolute Choof Wizard.

Someone that is a massive stoner.
“It smells like weed in here you Bong Donkey!”
by Bong Donkey July 25, 2019
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Donkey smuggler

Somebody who smuggles donkey's.

A donkey which is a smuggler.

Originally used a derogatory term towards a male / female.
by Bullets0fButter July 4, 2011
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