Bangkok Alarm Clock

Blowing your load in a sleeping girls face to give her an unexpected warm wake up in the morning
by Shmiwe April 14, 2020
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Porcine Alarm Clock

The smell of bacon frying in the morning that permeates throughout the home thus awakening anyone sleeping in. Whether they wake because they love bacon or are afraid they will miss breakfast.
"Dude, I couldn't sleep any longer, your porcine alarm clock told me I needed to grab some bacon before it was all gone"

And

"Are you setting the porcine alarm for the morning?" "Hell yes, I got 2 lbs of smoked thick cut bacon ready in the fridge"
by TommyGunz519 September 11, 2011
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GAINS O clock

TIME TO GET YOUR ASS UP AND LIFT
by ffrey421 December 24, 2019
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Cock-O-Clock

Verb// When it's that time to give your ol lady that good good sex.

Or a woman ready to go out a find a lil some some
Her-Honey, what time is it? Him-It's Cock-O-Clock baby!!!

2 women in talking- Girl friend it's about Cock-O-Clock up in here, i been havin a dry spell lets go find a man!
by McKhaos! December 10, 2022
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Alabama Alarm Clock

When you wake a person by urinating on his/her face or head.
"You hear that Glenn woke up Darlene with the Alabama Alarm Clock?"

"Oof, must suck."
by Chimken smamndimwich December 14, 2020
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Raspberry Alarm Clock

The Raspberry alarm clock is the process of waking up a person through the act of licking their asshole.
Yeah, I knew it wasnt gonna work out with that girl when she gave me a raspberry alarm clock.
by MailBoxHead January 23, 2014
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CLOCKING OUT MENTALLY

When you are mentally and physically drained, to where you can’t be by people because you feel so overwhelmed. Clocking out mentally is a phrase to let people know you’re almost done with everything life etc.
I’m clocking out mentally today, I’m not feeling it today”
by Milfsvoid March 10, 2023
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