when two thumbs enter the anis of you or another person you have been hichchiked.
ol boy was caught on get 69 getting the ultimate hitchhiker
by jay big daddy w June 13, 2018
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When a company or organization provides customer service that exceeds all expectations and you walk away feeling like a pretty princess. Abbreviated as UCE.
I just went to the scooter shop and had the ultimate customer experience.
by babouarcher June 30, 2017
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A place where stupid people gather to share their useless insights on very random things. This server is owned by a childish boy who likes to repeatedly recycle his insults. Given the amount of admins and mods on this server, we might as well give everyone perms.
Jonathan: What are you going to do after school???
Dale: I am going to talk on the Ultimate Idiot Chat

Jonathan: Sounds like you really belong in there...
by EloN MUsK 263 March 23, 2021
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yo fam, the ultimate boncho fag is on the way here, lets slap this bitch boy up!
by Fw.koji August 14, 2022
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Same as Flashpan but just as you drop em you line the ring with wholegrain mustard for a real deep burn.
Have you been ultimate flashpanned?
by keepaneyeonus November 14, 2011
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To call dibs on something that over-rules all other 'shotties' or dibs used in the same sequence.

Tim: 'I shotgun front seat'
Russ: 'I ultimate shotties front seat'
Tim: 'Fuck good shotties'
Tim: 'I shotgun front seat'
Russ: 'I ultimate shotties front seat'
Tim: 'Fuck good shotties'
by rogerrasheed June 5, 2015
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Ultimate dodgeball, or UDC (Ultimate dodgeball Championship) is a sport played by smart car driving douchebags, and 30 year old men trying to relive their youth. It is usually played on a trampoline so it is incredibly easy to play. You'll either see 27 to 30 year olds playing, or 14 to 28 year olds playing, all of which take it way to seriously.

Kid: Dad why aren't you ever home on Thursday nights?

Dad: Well son, I have to go play ultimate dodgeball tonight!

Kid: Faggot...
Hey Austin, want to go play ultimate dodgeball at the local sky-zone?
by Peyton Clark September 25, 2015
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