Like a regular rock, but online. Mostly used as a substitute for the phrase "living under a rock". Used to refer to people who haven't heard of something important on the internet, possibly a meme. Used frequently by Charles Trippy.
Dude! That grizzly bear looks so much pedobear!
Whats a pedobear?
Ah, man, you've been living under an internet rock!
Whats a pedobear?
Ah, man, you've been living under an internet rock!
by BigCheeseButt July 17, 2011
Get the Internet Rockmug. The distance that occurs when surfing the internet from your source to destination, and/or distance taken for a packet of data to travel from source to destination.
Person 1: he was one of the major people on a torrent site I think, he lived nearby
Person 2: That's for copyright infringement, where you can only be done for distributing and not for receiving.
Person 1: yeah I know, but it still bothers you when the police raid happens 50 yards from your door
Person 2: That as it may be; but in internet miles it was probably 50,000
or
Person 1: I was so bored at work today; I must've travelled hundreds of internet miles!
or
Person 1: I had to traverse thousands of internet miles to find that hardware driver
Person 2: That's for copyright infringement, where you can only be done for distributing and not for receiving.
Person 1: yeah I know, but it still bothers you when the police raid happens 50 yards from your door
Person 2: That as it may be; but in internet miles it was probably 50,000
or
Person 1: I was so bored at work today; I must've travelled hundreds of internet miles!
or
Person 1: I had to traverse thousands of internet miles to find that hardware driver
by StANTo August 23, 2009
Get the internet milesmug. by Wendelcorp May 17, 2016
Get the the internet of thingsmug. A person, or group of people who lurk on forums and criticize others fabrication skills without any of their own. They are known to pick up on key terms as, "dead tube", and "shear point" all while ridiculing others welds and techniques. Not much is known about these infamous internet fabbers other than they have no social skills, and have been known to call themselves bro.
Also known to use key words as GNAR, sic, or brolific.
Also known to use key words as GNAR, sic, or brolific.
by Internet = must be true September 7, 2009
Get the Internet Fabbermug. I've always got 50 tabs opened online, my mind is foggy with internet glitter.
Can't talk now, there's a lot of internet glitter tonight.
The internet glitter sucked me in.
Internet glitter... turning minutes online into hours.
Can't talk now, there's a lot of internet glitter tonight.
The internet glitter sucked me in.
Internet glitter... turning minutes online into hours.
by HereToSaveTheDay! July 12, 2013
Get the Internet Glittermug. internet girlfriend, n. : A female acquaintance that one met on the internet. Someone who one would spend countless hours on YIM, MSN Messenger, or AIM chatting with. A good friend who one would also like to meet in person to discover if the romantic feelings are as real in person as they are on the internet/cell phone.
Randy and his internet girlfriend talked for hours on YIM and the cell phone before deciding to meet in person.
by txpipe4udear August 27, 2005
Get the internet girlfriendmug. A person who has no strong sense of belonging in the "real world" and spends a significant portion of his or her time on-line. By spending time on-line, the internet hobo builds up a network of contacts and virtual hangouts and develops an on-line home, basically by connecting with other internet hobos. (Incidentally, e-bum.com is a place for internet hobos to hang out.)
Your friends all move away or you move to a new city. The people you meet in real life are not your type of people. You work from home or have no real way of making contacts in your everyday life, so you turn to the internet for companionship. You are an internet hobo.
by numberonehobo March 22, 2011
Get the Internet Hobomug.