Arizona Bat Tunnel

When you hold your friend’s bare ass over the chimney in an abandoned house and make enough noise that bats evacuate the building, usually resulting in the bats flying into your friend’s undefended anal cavity.

Ingredients required:
1 Abandoned chimney
1 Homie you don’t like that much
1 Metric fuckton of bats
Lube (optional, not recommended)

Yo bro, do you know if Riley’s still in the ICU after that Arizona Bat Tunnel last weekend? That cumshot must have ruptured something.

by Big Daddy Hambone April 16, 2024

Arizona Bat Tunnel

When you hold your friend’s bare ass over the chimney of an abandoned house and then kick the chimney, causing bats to evacuate from the fireplace below. This usually results in the bats flying into and then thrashing around in your friend’s undefended anal cavity. Lube is optional, but not recommended.

Yo bro, I heard Riley’s still in the ICU after that Arizona Bat Tunnel last Friday. The nurses said something about him hemorrhaging from his prostate!

by Big Daddy Hambone April 16, 2024

Cheese tunnel

When you finger a girl after eating cheetos.

I had been elbows deep in a bag of cheetos and my fingers were covered in cheetos dust so when I went knuckles deep in her, she got the ole cheese tunnel.

by ProfessionalAvocado October 06, 2024

light at the end of the tunnel

Laser pointer attachment on the proctologist's endoscope

Republican Party hopefully sees light at the end of the tunnel.

by [e-mail] January 23, 2023

Holland Tunnel

Receptive genitalia (ie. vaginas, anuses) that have been used/abused so much that they are large, and gaping... no longer tight.

If you looked at his ass after getting fisted, you'd think it was the Holland Tunnel.

by 8DaddyCum April 11, 2024

Taint Tunnel

noun
1 : A person who tends to say things with complete disregard of how others will receive the message.

2 : Butt's hole.

1 : My friend is a top teir taint tunnel.
2 : Always wipe your taint tunnel from left to right.

by scottzero January 24, 2023

sausage tunnel

A male penis that has been surgically altered and transformed into a female vagina.

Tom: Yo! I finally had sex with Tiffany last night. She was able to take all 5 inches of my manhood in her vagina.

Jeff: What do you mean in her vagina? Last year Tiffany was named George. He had surgery to turn his dick into a sausage tunnel. You just put your penis in another penis.

Tom: whatever! A hole is a hole ahole!

by SausageTunnel May 03, 2023