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I'm trapped

I have been trapped in this basement for 30 years, I'm dying, there are no more rats for me to kill. My body is eating itself I am writing for the hope someone sees this and gets me out of this basement I am dying
I'm trapped and I have been trying to get out for 15 years I am hoping and praying for God to let me out pray for me whoever sees this I am no longer able to drink my pee I am dying I ran out of food 5 days ago
by Imbored9876 September 26, 2023
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Chinese Finger Trapped

When two men insert their penises from either end of a double sided pocket pussy. They become trapped as a Chinese finger trap.
My buddy and I got Chinese finger trapped this weekend. Had to fuck our way out.
by SanitizeMe July 14, 2025
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a really goofy ass way of saying dick, most noticeably said in a british accent
“yo bruv he literally took his entire dingle dongle dingle dangle tippy ta tippy too tippy tappy too ta out and we fucked it was crazy”
by bababooeyman69 October 29, 2023
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A few strange noises made by the mouth of a man with 11 toes.
It will go somewhere along the lines of Bingle-bongle-dingle-dangle-yickety-doo-yickety-dah-ping-pong-lippy-tappy-too-tahh.
by teeny weeny sheeny February 15, 2025
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