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strawberry creme pie 

When a guy cums in a girl's ear and then punches her in the ear. Thus making a red-and-white mix
" Why does Marissa have cotton in her ear? Cause Tim gave her a strawberry creme pie last night. "
strawberry creme pie by Tintcold November 3, 2022

strawberry bollock 

mine large and red hung and hairy ie a strawberry bollock

Strawberry Picker 

the act of retrieving a bloody tampon from a girls vagina and fucking them til your cock falls off mid way through that horrific time of the month.
"Me and the fellas went strawberry pickin' last night and they were as ripe as veronica vaughns ass"

"Me mates call me strawb, short for strawberry picker, coz i pick heaps of strawberries"

Strawberry laces 

The act of a girl having her period during sex, thus making the pubic hairs on the vagina red and stuck together like strawberry laces. Then the male partner then sticks his tongue into the gooey warmth of vagina causing many groans from his partner.
SPLAT SPLOSH TRICKLE

James: oho! Strawberry laces? Nice...

Slurp. Splish.

Susan: oaaoohaaao YES YES YES!

Next morning

James: Susan gave me strawberry laces and she moaned like a wilder beast

Strawberry Momomiya 

The 12-year old super heroine of Tokyo Mew Mew (TMM) named "Ichigo," but actually means strawberry in Japanese; the show I am obsessed with; my nickname..need I say more?
Mew Ichigo: "Strawberry Bell Check!"

Me: I <3 TMM. ^^;

Strawberry milk 

A person, often someone who keeps reappearing close to your inner circle, who is completely out of her mind nuts. She usually has problems holding her alcohol and often speaks incoherently about mental issues.
"Did you see that crazy bitch? She's totally strawberry milk!"