Kentucky Splatter

When using a toilet whether public or personal and lifting up the toilet seat to find shit splatter on the bottom of the toilet seat. This fecal splatter being clearly visible to the user upon lifting the seat to piss.

Defecation upon such a violent degree that it rebounds and splatters onto the bottom of the toilet seat. More often found in places in close proximity to a Kentucky Fried Chicken.

Dude, I went over to Emma's house and shes got kentucky splatter all over her toilet, damn I didn't know she was capable of a violent shit like that

by MexicanBoi13 April 17, 2023

Cherry splatter

When you take a used tampon freeze it and then proceed to use it as a dildo

Hey Jessica do you want to cherry splatter tonight

by MCCherrybomb May 17, 2023

Arse splinters

Arse splinters. - when you do a fibrous nutty log and it rips on the way out.

I’m never eating pistachios again after the Arse splinters they gave me this morning.

by Jay.Bee December 21, 2023

Shitter Spitter

Another name for the asshole

Wow!Look at her shitter spitter!

by King Spitter December 22, 2023

Shitting splinters

When a bowl movement causes anal stinging

That curry was fierce, tomorrow I'll be shitting splinters

by Pocka Shnoods December 24, 2023

Reishi Splatter

Ganoderma antlers aka Reishi mushrooms grown against glass. Reishi antlers grown against glass creates a Splatter effect which creates an abundant amount of Ganoderic acid.

Muellers mushroom tinctures are so very strong because they use Reishi Splatter mushrooms which is unheard of.

by Bones619 March 31, 2024

Blood Spitter

A personwho enjoys sipping large quantities of fruit punch into their mouths, commonly bloating their cheeks like chipmunks and spitting it out over the heads of passing pedestrians. Then screaming at the top of their lungs “I’m sorry! I had my period!”

A common practice performed by female college students.

That damn Rebecca is a filthy blood spitter!

by Trump’s Dump May 21, 2024