Hyper Sonic

Whiter than your average hedgehog, whiter than silver himself

Hyper Sonic! Hyper Sonic! Look guys! He has sparkles around him!

Fun Fact: Hyper Sonic was cancelled due to being able to give people seizures on his flashing body.

by Sodascho98724 July 17, 2023

Sonic the Hedgehog

The game where it all began

Is it the mega drive version or is it the 06 version?

Sonic the Hedgehog, blue hedgehog, is fast, can run, can go through loops, can jump, can look down, can... em... y'know, fun

by Sodascho98724 July 17, 2023

Sonic 2 sound test crash handler

Cringe YouTube video

Oh fuck I watched sonic 2 sound test crash handler damn

by Smm2lover29383837454363 August 2, 2023

Sonic Prime

A Sonic Show on Netflix that has a good plat and neutrally written Characters. Gives us Prismatic Sonic (A New sonic form) & is canon to the games. Not an energy drink.

Guy 1: Have you watched Sonic Prime?
Guy 2: Is that an energy drink?
Guy 1: No, Its a good show.

by MDawg1491 September 12, 2023

Sonic Overdose

What someone who is clinically insane will seach up repeatedly. Searching it up on Google Images will result in the sight of a Sonic News Network image edited to say, "You can't change the past, but you can still overdose on ketamine in a WalMart parking lot."

Max: "SONIC OVERDOSE SONIC OVERDOSE SONIC OVERDOSE SONIC OVERDOSE."
Alex: "Dang, that guy must be insane."

by empha September 19, 2023

Sonic toes

The thing that the fucker Inigo constantly types on my computer when I'm not looking

"Why did you type sonic toes on my computer Inigo you fucker!"

by Nimpent April 10, 2024

Sonic feet

The feet on a stupid fucktard speedster hedgehog called sonic, he is so fast that he finishes in 0.5 seconds.

His feet are old and gross and people are obsessed with that mf’s feet cause they are retards that need therapy

Lisa: have you seen Sonic feet pics?

Blubtubeswepple: NO YOU STUPID SON AOF A BITCH GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!

by Tough_Duck May 4, 2024