soggy pizza

a fun family friendly game for all ages and races. originating from a trans antartic tribe, further developed by erin and alex for platonic use. make sure to centre the soggines at the crust for best results aha x

babe what do u mean u don't want to play soggy pizza Ur sooo sexy x

by erinisswag August 28, 2023

Soggy mop

A derogatory term used to describe someone who is utterly useless, unattractive, and worn-out — both in appearance and attitude. Often applied to individuals who bring nothing but negativity or incompetence to a situation.

“Nick is a soggy mop of a guy — always complaining, never helping, and somehow always looking like he just rolled out of a bin.”

by anonymous July 1, 2025

Soggy Chick

A baby piece of chicken is in a pool. Known to be a better pet than a "my soggy chicken in a pool".

A chick fell in my pool and became a "soggy chicken".

by Chick040506__ January 1, 2017

soggy porcupine

Rubbing one's not-so-freshly shaved genitalia against another person's not not-so-freshly shaved genitalia to completion.

Dude my BF didn't wax last night, so we just had a soggy porcupine and left work.

by The debacle in the valley January 24, 2024

soggy controller

Players gather around a controller and whi ever nuts last has to play with it for 8 hours.

I lost in soggy controller and the buttons were sticky!

by Shy Meme August 7, 2016

Soggy

Lame, boring, buzz kill, often a wet blanket in most situations.

“Tony Stark is usually soggy as hell in any Avengers movie.”

by Magicaltrashbin October 3, 2018

Soggy Goobic

A man named Guzik or a personnel of Guiziks size ( 5’ 4” 200-300lbs ) lays on the ground with their shirt up/ stomach exposed. Meanwhile a group of 3 or more men race to ejaculate on the guzik tummy. Last one to spread their seed proceeds to lick it all off!

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DISCLAIMER* Soggy Goobic doesn’t always need 3 or more people!! Soggy Goobic is also a sex position when done with 2 men!

Hey guys would you like to play soggy goobic?

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Get over here I wanna give you a soggy goobic!

by the real Goobic April 13, 2024