Yeet your shortest friend day

go do this now

yeet your shortest friend day is amazing

by FruitLaverne November 4, 2019

Short people day

October 19 is the day you get to pick on people who are smaller than you. Even if they are older than you or younger than you. DO WHAT EVER IT TAKES!

Tall person 1: Hey where is (short persons name)?
Tall person 2: I don't know....I saw her/him run to his/her room this morning....
Tall person 1: You know that today is October 19 right?
Tall person 2: yeah?
Tall person 1: Today is Short people day
Tall person 2: ..... I'll get the duck tape.
Tall person 1: ..... I'll go ahead and break the door.....

by I_AM_ GROOT44-49 November 1, 2019

National Bully Short People Day

On November 3rd, the day after National Bully Tall People Day, the Tall People are allowed to get revenge. Tall people can bully any of their friends that are shorter than them, with no repercussions, but only on November 3rd.

Jacob bullied me yesterday, now it’s my turn to bully him since it’s National Bully Short People Day!

by BigDongDaddy November 2, 2020

shortbus

of low intelligence and lower common sence, a bubble-headed space cadet, referring to those "special" individuals who ride the short bus to school, just an all-around dumbass moron

Mike DeAngelo's current girlfriend is a fuckin shortbus- she needs a helmet.

by sidnnancy July 11, 2007

Sharty

The act of living a lifestyle in which no fucks are given by the individual or shartee. Usually occurring under the influence of drugs, alcohol, etc., but this is not a requirement of being or becoming sharty.

Sarah Palin: "I heard Dhut got sharty last night, but I don't even know what that means."
Samuel L. Jackson: "You dumbass muthafucka."
Morgan Freeman: "Dhut was at Bailey's and broke more glasses of beer than she drank."
Samuel L. Jackson: "That shit was sharty as fuck."

by Dhut Shart October 4, 2011

short

Short was used long before there were compact cars. It goes back to at least the Forties on the Southside of Chicago. It means ANY car. It was from the vernacular of hotrodders and black gangsters. It probably derives from "hot short", which evolved to "hotwire" ... a car.

Get your short and let's go for a ride.

by Searle Rosen July 24, 2006

Short Bus

Most often used when describing someone as a retard. "Special" folk ride the short bus, you see.

Jonny rides the short bus.

Wow... Did you come to school on the short bus today...?

by Socks, Bloody January 19, 2006