September 30th

Start of a 43 hour relationship

Man! Today's September 30th, guess I gotta go start a 43 hour relationship!

by coolerthanyou69 November 2, 2019

September 17

The actual best day of the entire year?
Why?
ITS MY BIRTHDAY :))

“Guess what day it is!”
“Ummm…September 17?”
“No silly it’s my birthday”
“Um cool but i dont care”
“ima cry now”
“Ok”

by ddlc fan June 16, 2022

28 september

National hoe day

28 september every girl is has to be hoe

And if you are born in 28 september you are always hoe

by alan777 June 23, 2020

September 3rd

People born on the 3rd of September are often quite bossy clever and nice.

Sometimes they get quite annoyed and angry and can’t stand people you can often tell when you annoy them

They are so bossy! Must be born on September 3rd!

by Stupiditynice76 November 12, 2019

Dirty September

The golden pussy that wont give it up

Been out on 3 dates she must have the dirty September she is keeping it under wraps

by Sanity Seeker May 26, 2019

Slip it in september

Slip ur dick in an ass no consequences for whole month of september

Cant wait till slip it in september yungwan over there has an unreal arse

by SlipItinMeShelly October 8, 2019

September 1st

Self-Love Day
Every hour go to a mirror and say 3 good things about yourself!

If you talk bad about yourself on September 1st a close friend may physically fight you

Inspired by: Patton Sanders from Sander Sides created by Thomas Sanders

Friend 1:I'm useless
Friend 2: Hey! It's September 1st! I will fight you!

by ( 0-0 ) November 18, 2020