ham acting

Lee Pace in The Hobbit.

Did you see that ham acting in The Hobbit? Lee Pace made golden Smaug look subtle.

by roxyqueen2 August 21, 2017

cracking ham

Beating ones dick, Manual penis stimulation, Masterbation.

I was up all night cracking ham.

by Cmb7846 February 4, 2016

bone in ham

very similar to the pressed ham which is mooning a person through a window where you press your bare ass against the window with one twist. The bone in ham can only be performed by a male. He tucks his entire junk, frank and beans, between his cheeks right before pressing the ham.

We were on vacation in OBX and my boy was just about to get laid when I gave him and his girl to be a nice bone in ham. Bon apetit!

by Dubble J November 21, 2011

Ham Slap

Ham slap is another phrase for jerking off, especially someone who makes a lot of noise when they jerk off.

I just had a great ham slap.

My room mate had a ham slap that vibrated through the walls last night.

by Learninator June 5, 2019

mud hams

Huge pair of natural tits good for shitting on

Occasionally Tim looks for a girl with a good set of mud hams to spice it up a bit

by Richard Hangslow September 25, 2018

Ham Pan

The bed that is subject to an interacial gangbang.

Wow, those Mexicans really lit up that ham pan!

by nitrosoftradio October 8, 2010

Ham Town

Being hammered, wasted, drunk, gone.

Dude, I'm totally going to Ham Town tonight!

by Rubiconnn January 11, 2012