The act in which one has already thrown the 20th natural light can at the wall and rears back at their spouse in anger, then The spouse proceeds to stamp a cast iron skillet to their forehead.
"Some dude" Did you hear about David getting arrested?
"Some other dude" No what happened??
"Some dude" His wife resorted to turning him into a Southern Unicorn Cook!
"Some other dude" No what happened??
"Some dude" His wife resorted to turning him into a Southern Unicorn Cook!
by the big gay boi December 19, 2021
Get the Southern Unicorn Cookmug. The martial art is taught by working-class identity, connection to nature and outdoor activities, strong community loyalty, and humility.
Some of the practices include: karate chopping beer/soda cans without touching any other surface when swinging. Meditation in a trash can will aid the individual with resilience and self-control from random things being tossed into it. Palming an empty or partially filled box in different directions will aid the individual with the process of deflection from close encounter weapons.
The derogatory term is "Redneck Fu", this version is lighter and nicer.
Some of the practices include: karate chopping beer/soda cans without touching any other surface when swinging. Meditation in a trash can will aid the individual with resilience and self-control from random things being tossed into it. Palming an empty or partially filled box in different directions will aid the individual with the process of deflection from close encounter weapons.
The derogatory term is "Redneck Fu", this version is lighter and nicer.
Jimmy over there has learned that Southern Fu. It's wild.
I was practicing my Southern Fu the other day.
I was practicing my Southern Fu the other day.
by Hidn07 September 21, 2025
Get the Southern Fumug. Having excessive subwoofers and amplifiers in your car. Determining how loud the car is by how much it rattles
by 12vhoudini May 26, 2018
Get the southern bassmug. When a women from the south is giving a man a hand job but after time starts to get bad and sloppy resulting in a good beating or slap from the man.
by thesouthwillrise July 19, 2016
Get the Sloppy Southernermug. by DoItInTheSouth August 22, 2022
Get the southern breakfast bowlmug. n. ejaculating in to another's mouth, and forcing them to hold the semen for an extended period of time.
Ivan- "Hey, babe. It would be awesome if you held in a southern curry for an hour"
Felica- "Okay, we can try that."
Felica- "Okay, we can try that."
by boast_theToaster September 30, 2014
Get the southern currymug. A term for a person who believes in christianity but also despises people of color and trans/homosexual people. The type of people who create monstrosity’s called their kids that you somehow end up with as a class mate and always smells like dry cabbage.
Person 1: Im southern Baptist
Person 2: I don’t care.
Another scenario
Person 1: Homosexuals are an abomination
Person 2: no wonder why you have more Hickeys than the amount of Condoms your parents tried using.
STAY AWAY FROM PEOPLE WHO ARE “Southern Baptism”
Person 2: I don’t care.
Another scenario
Person 1: Homosexuals are an abomination
Person 2: no wonder why you have more Hickeys than the amount of Condoms your parents tried using.
STAY AWAY FROM PEOPLE WHO ARE “Southern Baptism”
by EdelieMoloney69420 October 26, 2022
Get the Southern Baptismmug.