Southern Jesus tug

When someone (usually from a southern state) is to poor to afford an abortion, so they take a cross and brutally beat the woman’s stomach in the name of the lord until nothing but gork comes out.

Me and sally couldn’t get our baby aborted by professionals, so we had billy do a southern Jesus tug.

by I have a PhD in words January 2, 2018

Southern Dining

The art of stuffing another persons asshole with Copenhagen, preferably Southern Blend, and then giving a rim job to extract the dip, and then dipped.

Hey, I got you a birthday present, and it has something to do with Southern Dining...

by KingsPointCrimsonFucker September 18, 2016

southern apology

Licking the anus of the accused in an apology for accusations that turned out to be false.

Bre accused ol Arty of sleepin around. Now she's on her knees giving him the longest southern apology of her life.

by ArtoriusReptarthe13th April 27, 2022

southern cousins

when two people say they're like family yet they actually get weird behind the scenes
like, for instance, cousins from the South

you two may say you're like brother and sister, but you're really some southern cousins.

by missmusical September 4, 2015

sloppy southern

A particularly wet and spur of the moment blow job. Much spit is a must, some bile and phlegm may be used/ result from the deep penetration this particular service requires.

"This girl from the bar went down on me so hard and wet it was a total sloppy southern DUDE!"

by dicksweat July 3, 2014

The southern hotdog

Taking it anally from your uncle

Lil Jayquan was picking cotton and got the southern hotdog.

by Schakraezad May 3, 2018

Southern comfort

Verb, noun

Having sexual relations with (to fuck/bang/slam/ejaculate and evacuate) one’s cousin.

Noun

The taste of the south in your mouth.

Noun
Egg nog.

1. Dude i’m having southern comfort tonight its gonna be great.
2. I love drinking southern comfort, bruh nasty, no not that kind.
3. It tasted like southern comfort.

by Allen Akbar December 8, 2020