Shufflituitous

When an MP3 player (or iPod) is set on "Shuffle" and keeps picking just the right songs in a row. Etymolog- Shuffle + Fortuitous

My iPod is having such a shufflituitous day, I'm loving it!

by Timmybung November 19, 2009

scuffa

A person who is unhygienic. Slang for Scruff.

That man/woman is a right Scuffa.

by kathspaceman April 29, 2016

seastrand shuffle

A way of walking that hides a persons limp caused by gunshot injuries or shinsplints.

"yall sluggas dont want no limp, so do dat seastrand shuffle when yall walkin state"

by six pack associate March 16, 2008

telepathic shuffle

The slightly unnerving event of the shuffle feature on an MP3 player or other media player somehow choosing a song particularly appropriate(or, in the case of a sarcastic telepathic shuffle, spectacularly innappropriate) piece of music.

Just as his friend pwned him, Dave's computer did a telepathic shuffle and rickrolled him by playing Never Gonna Give You Up.

by Ch'mera April 28, 2008

Ragtime Shuffle

The masturbation one has to resort to in order to relieve sexual tension when one's female partner is menstruating and either unable or unwilling to partake in vaginal sex. Usually refers to a solo act but can also refer to the hand relief supplied by the menstruating partner.

1. I say, darling, as you're on blob this week any chance of a Ragtime Shuffle? I really need to shift this dirty water off my chest.

2. Yeah, got in last night with a diamond cutter only to find that her indoors has got the painters in. So it was upstairs into the bog for a quick Ragtime Shuffle before tea. Sorted.

by Shiker November 2, 2010

Gut shuffling

The insertion of a penis into the vagina in such a fashion that the womans guts are "shuffled".

"Hey man I wanna do some gut shuffling tonight"

"Thanks for the gut shuffling"

"Every day i'm shuffling"

"My guts could really use a good shuffling"

by mumfette December 5, 2011

French Shuffle

The French Shuffle is an online music platform that showcases the best in french touch, disco, and electro, delivering music news, free MP3s, reviews, and more.

Dude, did you hear Chromeo's new album on the French Shuffle? It was awesome!

by Xavier de Rosnay January 3, 2015