Skinny Junior

1. Having such a high metabolism that you can’t gain weight to save your life
2. Being the son of a skinny senior

Skinny junior over there needs to put some meat on his bones

by Skinny Junior January 5, 2022

skinny fetus

A very skinny person

Dude 1: "Dang that is one skinny fetus!!"
Dude 2: "For real"

by McFatBelly July 23, 2018

Skinny Drifting

Sliding along the floor while butt naked. Derives from the expression skinny dipping.

"Me and the boys were skinny drifting all over the locker room."

by Dremons March 30, 2020

skinny-bitch

A thin woman (sometimes a man) with a flat chest, flat butt, and slim everything, but unironically on a diet to lose weight.

"Skinny-bitch eats doughnuts and doesn't gain weight but worries about having a little fat"

by eightbitmercy May 8, 2019

skinny mustache man

hitler but in a more casual sense.

that guy looks like skinny mustache man

by mike oxmal July 21, 2023

Skinny legend

Me

I am a skinny legend

by Xcxxxx December 18, 2021

Skinny Leg Syndrome

When individuals who strength train (usually men) are so preoccupied with having large arms and chest that they neglect leg exercises. The result is a top heavy looking individual with chiseled arms, chest and maybe even abs but with hilariously skinny legs. Essentially taking on the appearance of a mismatched Lego Minifigure.

Brenda: look at that at that guy lifting like 150 over there.

Jannet: he's got a nice upper body, too bad he's got skinny leg syndrome. Those legs look like toothpicks and he has no ass.

by ZeeEx December 22, 2019