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Sir Noobs-a-Lot

A professional noob. Someone intellectual and highly educated that still manages to display some impressively noobish qualities.
Ian: "On Friday, Robert somehow managed to spill a huge quantity of liquid polyurethane all over the floor causing a departmental solvent gassing crisis and the thickest floor lackering you've ever seen. A formal incident report needed to be filed afterwards."
Chris: "lol... Sir Noobs-a-Lot strikes again..."
by Dr Zap April 14, 2014
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Sir Pumpernickel

Sir Pumpernickel is a pretentious guy that makes a failed attempt at trying to appear "cool" to others. More commonly known as a "show off".
*Donny, a guy that loves beating women, sells some pink shirts for breast cancer awareness day*

Lizzy Jean: Oh look at Sir Pumpernickel over there. I'll bet he thinks he is important.
by Box Worm November 25, 2019
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SIR

by Em_bar2 January 8, 2023
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Sir Long Crack

A butt crack of a male or female that is extra long. Almost appearing to start at the lower back. When one observes Sir Long Crack one must sing the Sir Long Crack Tune,

Sir Long Crack, Sir Long Crack, the most wonderful crack around,

Sir Long Crack, Sir Long Crack, the longest crack in town.
Sir Long Crack is protruding from the top of your trousers.
by Big Juice Boy November 23, 2021
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sir papa

a very nice friend who you can always count on. yes they may be ignoring ur texts for hours but they are very extremely funny‼️ will support you in some decisions. makes fun of ppl often. and will tag u in the most random videos. and a baka onichan san sensei ofc!
sir papa is smart !!
by sir papa the second March 23, 2021
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robin sir

robin sir is a babygirl. he's smart and equally charming. hes amazingly funny like a whole ass package. not everyone can be as babydoll as robin sir.
dawg stop trying to be a robin sir, you're not even funny.
by faggotfocturum November 21, 2023
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Dirty Sir William

The act of giving a handjob to handicapped man in the men’s stall of a Walmart
Guy 1: Did you hear what he did at Walmart? Gave the guy a Dirty Sir William!
Guy 2: well that’s one satisfied cripple
by PounderProductions July 9, 2025
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