Shrek

Shaggy demon

"Shrek is the heathen that is trying to usurp our lord and master shaggy. WE MUST DESTROY HIM FOR THE GLORY OF SHAGGY"
"I'm begging you, let me out of here. it's cold. you haven't fed me in days. I have children. i'm begging you let me just see their faces and let me tell them I love them"
"THAT'S THE KIND OF THING A SHREK SUPPORTER WILL SAY"
"N-no- please"
"RALPHY! BRING THE BOILING OIL!"

by IOU 1 definition February 3, 2019

Shrek

our ogre king we all hail to him. (SMEXYISET MF ALIVE😍🥵)

me~is you lord shrek.
them~ no wtf
me~*cutely cuts of head*
🤪😚🤠😻👍🏽👅wap

by ActuallyHelpful June 12, 2021

Shrek

A very sexy creature that all da bois simp for

Do you simp for shrek to

by Shhrekkky May 6, 2022

Shrek

The ultimate daddy of the universe. His eyes, so brown, like a rotten onion. His skin, so green, like the surface of a weed-filled pond. His ears, so hot, they can melt even the coldest hearts.

We will love you forever Shrek.

Shrek is love, shrek is life, if you do not love shrek, I will kill your wife

by Jack Sparrow's pirate girl March 29, 2023

Shrek

NOTHING CAN EVER BEAT SHRE WITH HIS MASSIVE OGRE PP

Shrek is love shrek is life.

by Shrekyboy October 9, 2020

Shrek

A unit of time. A shrek is the length of the movie Shrek (In other words, 1 hour 35 minutes). Shrek is a currently unpopular measurement system that will hopefully grow to be used across the world during this decade

Son: "Mom, when will dinner be ready?"
Mom: "In half a Shrek, son." (47.5 minutes)

by Salmonellq April 26, 2020

Shrekking

The act of putting two stalks of celery up your ass then a piece of broccoli in your mouth, and doing a handstand.

Sarah: "Oh my god david tried Shrekking with me last night, it was SO hot!"
Virginia: "Oh my god babes im like SO Jealous!!"

by DundeiEh March 30, 2024