Holy Roman Chainsaw

When someone hits your back in a circular motion like a toddler, and it feels like a back massage
Dude, that man with tiddies gave me a Holy Roman Chainsaw
by yoinkysploinkyguy March 09, 2024
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Roman Horse Rope Pull

A way of pleasuring one’s self by tightly wrapping a thin rope around their genial, tying the other end to a horse then having the horse gallop away. When the rope comes undone unblocks the blood flow back into the genitals, transpiring into great pleasure.
Tom had never tried the Roman Horse Rope Pull, but when he got to his uncle’s ranch he knew it was time.
by Peter Sheen November 24, 2021
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Roman Numerals

Letters for when you don't feel like saying numbers
Dude 1: god I hated MMXX
Dude 2: What?
Dude 1: 2020 in Roman Numerals
by anotherannoyingwhiteguy March 11, 2021
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Roman Tyler

The act of a man using their erect penis to physically manipulate another physical object. For example, a man using their penis to push a hole through a sheet of drywall.
Bro, I pulled a Roman Tyler yesterday and poked a massive hole through my fence so my neighbor could feast their eyes on my gigantic bone hammer while grilling.
by Shmurdoo January 17, 2019
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Ancient Roman Feminist Menstrual Dance therapy is an idiom referring in a negative way to supposedly useless or absurd college or university courses and often generally to refer to a perceived decline in educational standards.
The mandatory course "Ancient Roman Feminist Menstrual Dance therapy" was just another useless program forced on students by the progressive academics desperate to prop up their failing careers.
by sleepyAspey July 31, 2019
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Roman Reigns

The current universal wwe champion, who thinks he's gigachad
Roman Reigns looks like gigachad
by S0mejawa October 25, 2023
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Roman Reigns

The supposid "Head Of The Table" for wwe, has had the undisputed title for more than 1000 Days, and considers himself the GOAT of WWE, yet he somehow only managed to wrestle 11 times in 2023. His "title defenses" all follow the same formula in which someone from the bloodline will interfere with the match and reigns will end once again as "champion". Roman Reigns fits the very defintion of Paper Champion
Roman Reigns is a paper champion who only defends his title once in a blue moon, while he enjoys his long vacations and ignores the challenges of the real wrestlers.
by Nexusfanboy January 24, 2024
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