get a rocket

This is quite an old phrase, dating back to WW2 at least. To "get a rocket" is to be scolded or told off, usually by someone in authority; boss, manager, teacher, parent, etc. It may go as far as dismissal.
I think Nigel made another mistake. He's going to get a rocket for that!
by New Old School January 03, 2012
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hobby rocket

A joint rolled with about point two grams of weed and half a paper, usually with a filter and roach clip. Unlike a fullsize doob you probably won't go to space after you blast this tiny joint. However while a hobby rocket can't get you to space you can still get pretty high.

Space talk may accompany the duration of the mission. For example; prior to launching a hobby rocket a countdown from ten followed by "blastoff" is traditional. If the joint gets dropped someone may say: "Houston, we have a problem."

When the hobby rocket has finished burning: "That's one small joint for man, one giant leap for mankind."
If you don't have the budget for NASA sized rocket joints just light a hobby rocket and you can still get pretty high man.

Dude, I'm almost out of weed, lets just blast a couple hobby rockets.

I could tell it was good grass cause I got pretty high with my hobby rocket.
by passsomegrass March 21, 2011
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Knock it and Rocket

Similar to Hit it and Quit it.
It refers to getting a girl knocked up and leaving quick like a rocket.
I just met this chick at the supermarket. I'm going to KNOCK IT AND ROCKET.
by SpewKing October 21, 2010
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Rocket Fool

In COD4 any person using an RPG, especially at close range. Also can replace Rocket Man when singing Elton John.
FFS this map is full of rocket fools.

Or after killing someone with an RPG, sing to the tune of Elton John: "I'm a rocket fool!"
by Pornog-joe September 03, 2008
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penis rocket

When a male ejaculates so vigorously you can count the number of seconds the cum stays in the air before hitting a surface giving it the appearance of a rocket.
"How was giving Dave a handjob?" "It was extrodinary! he managed to accomplish a penis rocket!"
by Helmbros June 03, 2014
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Crotch rocket

An elaborate gay sex move where during anal the pitcher jacks off the catcher and both ejaculate on each other's genitals at the same time.
"Hey sexy do you want to crotch rocket me tonight?"
by Babypenis69 July 01, 2015
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fecal rocket

A fecal rocket the name for a person who has the intestinal flu, upset stomach, or a digestive track problem that is causing severe diarrhea. The person has become a “fecal rocket” on the toilet.
Alan called in sick today. He said he was a "fecal rocket"
by The Hathmeister October 16, 2007
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