Rocket Fool

In COD4 any person using an RPG, especially at close range. Also can replace Rocket Man when singing Elton John.

FFS this map is full of rocket fools.

Or after killing someone with an RPG, sing to the tune of Elton John: "I'm a rocket fool!"

by Pornog-joe October 20, 2008

Spock Rocket

A variation of "the Shocker", except that the ring finger is inserted into the ass along with the pinky while the fore and middle finger are inserted into the vagina - also known as "the Spocker", "the Vulcan". or "to Vulcanize".

She damn near jumped out of my lap when I gave hit her with the Spock Rocket.

by Annonalegion April 5, 2009

fecal rocket

A fecal rocket the name for a person who has the intestinal flu, upset stomach, or a digestive track problem that is causing severe diarrhea. The person has become a “fecal rocket” on the toilet.

Alan called in sick today. He said he was a "fecal rocket"

by The Hathmeister October 31, 2007

hobby rocket

A joint rolled with about point two grams of weed and half a paper, usually with a filter and roach clip. Unlike a fullsize doob you probably won't go to space after you blast this tiny joint. However while a hobby rocket can't get you to space you can still get pretty high.

Space talk may accompany the duration of the mission. For example; prior to launching a hobby rocket a countdown from ten followed by "blastoff" is traditional. If the joint gets dropped someone may say: "Houston, we have a problem."

When the hobby rocket has finished burning: "That's one small joint for man, one giant leap for mankind."

If you don't have the budget for NASA sized rocket joints just light a hobby rocket and you can still get pretty high man.

Dude, I'm almost out of weed, lets just blast a couple hobby rockets.

I could tell it was good grass cause I got pretty high with my hobby rocket.

by passsomegrass April 5, 2011

penis rocket

When a male ejaculates so vigorously you can count the number of seconds the cum stays in the air before hitting a surface giving it the appearance of a rocket.

"How was giving Dave a handjob?" "It was extrodinary! he managed to accomplish a penis rocket!"

by Helmbros June 3, 2014

rocket thot

A woman who launches off every rocket she is on.

Man Stacey is a complete Rocket Thot

by MickOutlaw September 29, 2017

rocket jaw

Kissing a girl after she has performed fallatio on another man.

Jon: Did I see you making out with Stephanie?
Brad: Yes
Jon: You know she blew me on the beach right before that?
Brad: Fuck!
Jon: You got rocket jawed!

by triplet320 January 2, 2009